alright jack, i reckon i can do that for you

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Jonny D'Ville *

he/him isogender man

fictive headmate, sysmeds can fuck off lol

sourcemates and “doubles” i love you please interact

sorta 35 but not really, bodily age will not be shared so if youre uncomfortable with any specific age group just block me




will swear and talk about violence, drugs and/or sex occasionally, feel free to unfollow if you dont like it, or ask me to tag, i might not be able to tho

into: the mechanisms, rqg, folk punk, linguistics, plurality

  • for mechs people:* you can also call me captain or any of the characters i portray in source. just dont call me first mate it genuienly makes me uncomfortable
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skulkie

WIZARD CENSUS VERSION 2.0

NOW AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT WEEK!

RESPONSES WILL CLOSE ON FRIDAY, MAY 5th, 2023 at 9PM EST.

Please answer whatever questions you can! Do not answer for more than one wizard (or wizardblr participator)! (Unless you yourself are more than one wizard)

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

kjmellow

Where do you... Where do you apply to join wizardblr? Are there requirements? Do you have to challenge anyone to a magical duel? I am intrigued at this entirely new and as of yet incomprehensible to me side of this webbed site. You guys sound unhinged and fun (as befits a wizard)

skulkie

if you're persistent enough no one can stop you. wizardblr is easily based on interaction level. you could still fight someone if you want though

wizard-at-large

@kjmellow here eat these crunchy orbs, they’re concentrated WizzRizz They’ll probably make you into a wizard and almost definitely do not have any weird Nudnd f sleig Slav corn effects

kjmellow

Ah that's so nice of you, my good wizard, don't mind if I do...

ḧ̴̫̘̞́͌̽m̴͉̼͙̈́̾͊m̸͇͇̠͑́̒m̴͙͉̞͒̒͐m̴̞̦̐͋...̸̠͓͓͛̈́̓ c̸̡͕͒̿r̸͙͚͎͑̓u̸̙͕͕̓͛̕n̴͔̼̘̓͆̈́c̴̺͎̀͌͜h̵͕̙̟͑͆y̵̻̞̪͐̓͠

wizard-at-large

Awesome.

You are now a Wizard

You have learned these spells:

Do Whatever You Want

And

Greater Baja Blast

You acquire an item: Wizard Hat

It looks exactly like you always imagined, and it fits great!

Congratulations @kjmellow ! You ate weird orbs and became a wizard!

autism--wizard

@kjmellow please don’t cast Greater Baja Blast, it’s a banned spell for a reason

the-better-wizard-council

Actually, I unbanned all non-bear-related spells. @kjmellow feel free to cast Greater Baja Blast as much as you like.

kjmellow

Ȉ̯̜̳͙͖̝͚̫̀͋̑͊̿̍̄̚ͅͅͅͅ s̪̞̯͓̘̥̲̫̙͎͆͛̒̂͗̏̎̏̑h̦̥̥͎̮͇̠̯̅͊̉̔̉̃̚ͅa̘̞̘̱̟͚̮̣̰͍̭̟͑͒͛́͗̀̇̚ḻ͚͎͍͂̔̃̈́̈l̬̮̖͈̱̖̑͂̋̂̾ͅͅ b̘͇̱̪̗̙̦̀̅̎̑̍͆̈́͊̿͋̚̚ͅe̳̠̣̳͖̰̙͕͔͑͑̍͆͋̊ͅ ṷ̱̤̲̰̘̄̀̄̽ṩ̲̗̳͚̲̐́́̀͗͋̔͋́̑i̙͓̲͉͚̯͓̾́̑̀̀͒̉̈ͅͅn̤̰̥̘͓̯̦̣͕̰̬͆̓̀̿̃͗̄g̜̠̱̠͖̒̽̌̋̀͐͒̓̋̚ t̟͎͔̩̂̈́͊̿͂̎̑̎͋̈́́̓ḧ̪̰͖͎̭̞͕́̊̿̆̌͋̀é͔̫̠͖̯͔̫͉̖̈̊̋̈͐̀̿̍͛ s͓̠̜̜̟͕̀̆̅͐͒̊̎̂͋̿p̘͈̭̜̪̤̲͉̓̔͑̔̓̋̑̓ẹ̙̝̲̜͇͍̖͈̉̆̾̿͛́̓̅̔̈́̚l͔̘̪͕̗̈́͑́̆̈̉̿̉̏̂l̪͕͈͉̑̀͑̐̄͊͌͗̚s̙̫̭͖̏͑͂͂̋̏͌͋̚ ẅ͖̩͈̣̰̠́͑͛́͌̂͑̂̓i͍̖̩͔̭̗͋̎̌̈̈́s͚͉̦͔̟̩͚͖̮̟͍̀̀̓̾̄̉̽̏͑͂̅͐e̲͈̟͇̣̙͎͖̰͛̃̎͌̏͊̐̂̿́ͅĺ͇̳̟͍̣̌͛̇̍̿̌͐̌͐̎͗y̖̠̭͓͍̠̰̐̾͌̑͗̿͌͊ <|:3